something that is rocket science:

a clear stick female deodorant.

unless i'm retarded but
what the hell!

i used old spice for years because i hate the white stuff.
and the gel stuff.

and by 'clear' no i don't mean white.

both degree and secret provide so-called clear products but guess what
they are STILL WHITE.

i was using degree ultra-clear for a bit, liked it, but found it didn't last as long.

now i have switched to secret.

but still,
do i have to patent this shit because no one else is smart enough to think of it??
that is sad.