i wanted to be a housewife, but i ended up being a
horse.
it is hard to keep a 28 foot trailer looking shipshape.
and while i am good at tidying up, i often neglect other, more arduous tasks.
like cleaning the fridge.
if this were the 50s i'd get the belt.
i also don't do anything like sew or give my boyfriend a haircut.
instead of an apron, i have a bridle. although i do love a cheap merlot in the afternoons.
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Bring back the biff in the household I say. A bit of tough love, just a little love tap and then a hug and they get back into line.
ReplyDeleteAll part of creating the penultimate 50's nuclear family.
Fission or fusion?