Showing posts with label gross. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gross. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

just married.

even though i'm a horse wife,
i'm not actually married.

(a horse wife doesn't need to be.)

but i find myself at the age when people my age start getting married.

and whatdoyaknow, it usually looks something like this:


we've all seen the facebook photos.

and what a let down.

despite the fact that most young people do not attend church, it is not uncommon to be married in a church.
and if not a church, out of doors, under a gigantic white tent. white, probably because it matches the bride's dress: which is always WHITE.

and generally strapless.

after the ceremony, the happy couple join their friends at some kind of hall. with many long tables and a floor for dancin. they have their "dance," cut the cake, and get freaky.

we live in an age of CHOICE:
we can get married, or not get married.
we can get pregnant, or have abortions.

and, i suppose, we can have a traditional wedding or, i dunno, do something
"different."

indeed: we can choose to be lame and end up like our parents.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

fashion advice.

the hipsters have taken over vancouver. or at least, the trendy east side.

shortly after i arrived here, and registered this horror, i posted a series of pictures on my facebook:


it wasn't long before i started getting comments like, "what a great look for you!" and "those glasses are SWEET!"

way to miss the point completely. but i chalked it up to yet another failed joke, or at least one that only i could enjoy.

i know nothing about fashion. seriously.

the only thing i can figure is that if you start dressing like waldo here:


people will think you look "cool."