Monday, November 16, 2009


genre fiction is like junk food for the soul.

you can't only eat ice cream and chocolate bars
because if you do you WILL get fat and die of cancer.

i don't even really like sweets.

but i am a consumer of much junk for the soul.

i like to think of it as low-brow.

you can't JUST read v.c.andrews or watch sleepaway camp.

but don't tell me that you spend all your free time reading ulysses and virginia woolf either.
because that is a lie.

so do me a favour and stop pretending.

watch sleepaway camp, and read a cheesy
erotic romance novel.

preferably bdsm.

1 comment:

  1. bondage is what gets me laid/in fights with ex-girlfriends.