they always marry their cousins.

'blue lagoon' (1980) is this movie about a shipwrecked boy and girl who grow up half-naked together on an island and have sex.  oops, i mean 'fall in love.'

i found the VHS tape at a local value village and had to take it home to re-watch.  i remember watching it as a young girl.  it was soooo romantic.  brooke shields is breathtakingly beautiful.  and what could be better than being stranded on an island paradise with a michelangelo's david lookalike?  i was total a shields fan when i was a young lass.  how can you NOT love a girl who is fondly recalled for playing a child prostitute when she was like, 11?

the movie, i am happy to say, is still enjoyable.  lots of nudity and headhunters too!

however, the familial relationship between the young nubile lovers is totally ambiguous.  'uncle arthur' is the boy's father, but also the girl's... uncle?  at least that is what she calls him.  of course he could be merely a 'family friend'  but i prefer to bank on the incestous v.c. andrews-ish plot.

leon russell.

leon russell was the genius who wrote this song and produced it in 1970. since that day there have been endless covers by such greats as aretha franklin , the temptations and ray charles, along with more then a dozen others. but bizzy bone and dmx just shit/barked all over this beautiful love balled.

megan thinks she is marilyn.

megan sucks.

i highly doubt the vapid megan fox has 'read every book about marilyn.'

for that, you would have to actually be able to READ, dear.

yet again, she lumps herself in with other dimwitted simps like lindsay lohan and anna nicole.
way to go.  her and lohan should totally hangout: 'OMG matching tatts! lolz'

for anyone to compare themself to ms. monroe is moronic, at best.
how many times can we say it?
THERE IS ONLY ONE MARILYN.

if she is so worried about her mental health, um, go see a shrink!

diagnosis?  maybe narcissistic personality disorder , which (nope!) isn't life threatening.
oh, that coupled with idiocy (nope, not a medical term either!).

confuckulations.

le tigre vs. jem and the holograms.

i'm sorry but this brings out the TOTAL girlie girl in me.

and speaking of the holograms, i heard through the grapevine that jem is NOW available at HMV. probably for a pretty penny, no doubt. some gal in the void purchased hers through best buy for a better price...

i would die to have this. ok, not die.
some kind of minor disfigurement would do.
*please note: never 'google images' = disfigurement.
either that or always 'google images' = disfigurement.

vanilla fudge.